Oh, the big stripper queen, she is feeling quite mean there in Soho.
As she talks all the while, to the men who don’t smile, it’s a no-no.
And it’s part of the act when she lays on her back with a wink and a grin,
But the show’s wearing thin, with a wink and a grin, around Soho.

CHORUS
And I wish I had the strength today, so I could blow it all away,
Replace it with a better plan, dedicate it to a better Man. 

Oh, the man’s looking thin, as he goes through the bins around Soho.
But you don’t mind the stench, when you sleep on a bench, it’s a no-no.
And you don’t need to think, all you need is drink, keep your eyes on the ground.
When you’re down, you are down, keep your eyes on the ground, around Soho.

Oh, the sex shops are hot, but the message is not around Soho.
And the massage is clean, if you know what I mean, it’s a no-no.
Oh, the cinemas too even know what to do, and the sauna bath girls
Put your head in a whirl, oh, the sauna bath girls, around Soho.

And I wish I had the strength today, so I could blow it all away,
Replace it with a better plan, dedicate it to a better Man.

Oh, the junkies they wait in the underground station near Soho.
Though they don’t mean you harm, you can see on their arm, it’s a no-no.
And the cop lends a hand to the ambulance man as they take them away.
It’s the same every day, as they take them away, around Soho.

Stay away from the whores that are standing in doors around Soho.
Though the taste isn’t nice, everyone has her price, it’s a no-no.
Some are leaning on cars, even cruising in bars, shake your head if you’re shy.
Someone else will come by, shake your head if you’re shy, around Soho.

And I wish I had the strength today, so I could blow it all away,
Replace it with a better plan, dedicate it to a better Man.