Let’s hear it for pop psychology,
Line up for the New Age Fads,
Make way for the new biology,
For the feminine-masculine dads.

All rise for the medical miracles,
With a lifetime healthy glow,
Take cover as they all wax lyrical,
On tonight’s tele-visual show.

CHORUS
Make way for the long-life, livable,
Only if you pay the price,
The mistakes may be invisible,
Your turn to roll the dice.

Watch out! It will take your breath away,
All you have to do is choose,
Skin colour and height were yesterday,
Tomorrow you just can’t lose.

You may want to grow a democrat,
Or a fascist, blonde and pure,
It’s an option, friends, just think of that,
Some folks feel more secure.

CHORUS

Stand back! They have all stopped listening.
Run your fingers through that hair.
Six feet and blue eyes glistening,
Come along and get your share.

It’s an engineering paradise,
You can buy them off the shelf,
It’s a tiny thing to sacrifice,
One of those must be the self.